Here’s the solution to NFL overtime. I call it Chicken* (sponsored by KFC). Both teams come out to midfield, and they flip a coin to decide who gets to speak first. The key is that overtime is only one drive. The team that wins the coin toss gives a yardage that they think they can score from on the drive. The other…

Interesting to note the differences between major sports in this country. In the NBA, a wider Barkley lead to diminishing returns.

“I don’t want to get into all that.”

If I wanted to watch a big hunking turd barely float its way into a bowl, I’d rewatch the last season of Peyton Manning’s career.

Bill Welke referred you to the rulebook. The rulebook is correct, not the announcers.

lol it’s like you sorta had an idea about decent plating and half way through, gave up. Is this how you live your life

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

Could the Raptors flip him?

not knowing all the words, i suspect.

Chef: MY MOM

Car show bro: “I see you got the ham and bread, but no cheese. Those ingredients are worthless without the cheese. I’m getting twin cheese put in mine, I won’t even need bread. ... No, I don’t actually own a sandwich, but my cousin does and he says you don’t need bread.”

I usually have to go to White Castle for my horse beef.

“He .... has been wearing a soft cast.”

As a German-car enthusiast, the thought of all those incinerated BMWs and Mercedes makes me sad.

“I don’t like Houston because they don’t play the right way.”

We can’t all have dads that seat people at fancy restaurants. No need to be mean.

When you buy a ticket to sit in an airplane seat that reclines, you have bought the privilege to recline. If you want people to stop reclining, don’t call the people who recline monsters, call the airlines that simultaneously give you very little space and the ability to recline monsters.

You went to K State. A lot more than 5 minutes has been stolen from you.

Shame he did all that and still someone else is going to win Gold in cross-country skiing