“Finally! A story about MAML’s getting fucked over on ice!”

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I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

Or I could get like 100 beers

Or I could get like 100 beers

Depends who’s definition of totaled you’re going off of. An insurance company would total this out, as the amount it would cost to fix it would cost more than it’s worth.

Drew’s neck gives him a decided advantage in headbutting range. Refs and opposing players, managers, etc. who decide to jaw with him will think they are arguing at a safe distance...then BANG.

FuckQ.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

See my other reply - you can do a decent, long lasting paint job for like $100 if you use enamel paint meant for tractors. This is my Cherokee that I painted when I was in highschool.

Pace notes be like

Lol sweet straw man Timmy. Really knocked it out of the park there!

Reverse: Go John Z.

Kubb lawn game is best lawn game.

Kubb lawn game is best lawn game.

Bikers, doesn’t it suck when some dick is blocking half of the lane and all the traffic makes it hard to get around him?

They tried to use 458's but the results were.... Less than helpful.

MLB teams hate him. Learn this man's one trick to score free season tickets!

Are you then saying that you find the rest of the question perfectly reasonable?