Tire sidewalls

Madly loved and appreciated by many, but oh so ignored and disliked by many, many more

You know where the Head Designer dude who made those rants went to after mysteriously disappearing from Bentley?.......

Jason, you’ve done it.
This is top Torchinsky. Face it: you are not going to find anything weirder, more obscure or uglier than this little soviet boat. Congratulations. Commiserations.

“UAZ 2269”

Oh and what if we had water in our “river”? Huh? A dead pilot, is what. May the drought continue!

Trying (and failing) to disguise the fact that during the week he's a certified public accountant.

In design circles, that’s known as The Rondo Effect. Even the best idea, when practicality is added, makes things look like a weird Chinese knockoff.

The Aztek was a great idea until the beancounters meeting. I imagine it went something like this:

COTD for “plastic cladability” alone LOL

455 ft/lb, tuned for reliability, driveability, plastic cladability, and fuel milageability(<—less shitty than the really shitty it would be with more power).

What’s kinda finny is Mercedes actually does integrate the center display in the S-Class:

Conjecture from having just having bought a car with a weird infotainment screen:

I am replying to everyone today from the waiting room at the Nissan dealership, where I’ve taken my 2010 Nissan GT-R. Oops! Did I say 2010 to the woman on the phone? I meant 1990! No, I’m not sure why the VIN is only eleven characters long. Must be a mistake!

Jesus.. Are all of you really that scared of a project car? Does no one here know how to use a wrench? This is a deal. You don’t have to replace the motor and rebuild the entire car. I’m sure the lack of spark is something basic -$500 repair tops. Sink in another $1500 in parts and 40 hours of your own elbow grease,…

Big gov’ment stay in the vaginas and out of my car!

Nice work on that little guy. Now you can have fun stormin’ the castle on it!

“Referred to as the greatest city in the world, by people who haven’t been to very many cities.”

“Franklin Law Olmstead”