Apropos of nothing, the popularization and mainstreaming of the “lots of people are saying” rhetorical tic is just one of the myriad sins Trump has visited on this country.

The only thing more England than being England immediately is tricking people into thinking you might not be England and then being England

The real danger is that while England are England, Croatia is also undeniably England. And Sweden are very very Sweden. Add all that up and you get Russia in the final, at which point we might as well just nuke the entire site from orbit.

England

No one sings the blues quite like the white son of a white New York billionaire. We can all relate to the struggle.

-Fixed-

And fuck NFL fans, who will boycott over kneeling, but not over star players who rape/assault/abuse women. 

Three games.

Careful. This kind of post might end up getting you a job in the Knicks front office.

Look, I’m not saying I’m an expert on NBA free agency or contract strategy. But I think I have a surefire way for teams to get LeBron to sign with them. They just have to correctly interpret his unvoiced personal goals and provide whatever he needs in whatever way is best for him and helps him win championships and…

Some people (like me) prefer logical consistency in storytelling, while others are more interested in emotional insight, or just surface-level thrills and pleasures. None of these is the “correct” way to enjoy things, and not every show is obligated to try to meet all of these things. I’m still enjoying Westworld even…

“A disaster here in Russia for Germany!”

But wait we need to know what Ned in Clusterfuck, Nebraska thinks about this. We should also talk to Barney & Zeke in Dipshit, Iowa to get their opinion on how this NY coastal elite will contribute to them living off of NYC’s tax money. Already people are shitting on this as some kind of failure for Pelosi and…

Vegas doesn’t take odds on whether gravity exists, they won’t take odds on whether Winston is a rapist. 

It was overturned by a federal District Court judge, but thankfully the 7th Circuit stepped in and kept our streets safe by making sure that prompted confessions from unrepresented minors with learning disabilities remain inviolate. 

In that twelve hours Bernard made the Hale host, retrieved Dolores’ mind, planted the hosts encryption in Dolores, and then Dolores shot and killed Hale.

They will inevitably bring Maeve, Hector, and Armistice back next season—they all but directly told us so by showing their bodies and then saying “hey Felix and Sylvester, figure out which ones can be salvaged!”

Wait. No powerpoint. Which means no Microsoft products. Which means that he doesn’t want to come to Seattle.

^^^^^ THIS

People who think their feelings are more important that providing healthcare to a person should not work in healthcare in any capacity.