It’s been less than 100 years since Nazis literally tried to destroy your country, you feckless asswipe. Your father probably fought in the war! Kindly fuck off forever.

Ivanka must have promised daddy a little extra sugar tonight.

Oh good this guy made it.

Actually, it’s pretty rare for a player to be the best in the world at his sport for let’s say 75% of the time he’s played the game and only make his sport’s postseason once. (Also DeGrom has played in the postseason 1 out of his 4 seasons, Trout 1 out of 7).

LeBron to San Antonio

The irony of her dining at a “Mexican” restaurant is mind-blowing.

And yet no one in this country seems to be willing to do anything about Lavar Ball.

MJ’s Power Forward solved the North Korea crisis

So many weird things about this story:
1) There was $100,000 just lying around in that house.
2) There’s a Lebanese basketball team called “Champville SC.”
3) The Warriors once blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

There are three important visuals in this ad: the gun, the kitchen table, and the simple gold cross around her neck.

“My people”!?!? Holy fucking shit, if that doesn’t make your stomach turn. We are not YOUR PEOPLE! You are a public SERVANT! You work for us. JFC.

I don’t like this “my people” nonsense. I am not his person. Doesn’t he understand the whole point of this freedom concept we have going on? Oh, wait, this is the guy putting children in concentration camps...right.

“He speaks and his people stand up in attention,” he gleefully told Fox News on the White House lawn Friday morning. “I want my people to do the same.”

At this point, I genuinely don’t know what it’ll take for Pruitt to resign

I really, truly don’t understand the appeal of attending an NFL game unless you’re in a comped suite and you got free parking. I went to a Texans game last year where I was literally stuck next to a sweaty fat guy the whole time (or maybe a mirror). And the guy behind me kept yelling, “We need a first down!” as if it…

Jeanie Buss Tweet: Here is a discount code for the Hair Club for Men. #Lakers23

Each region has a specific amount of teams that can go the World Cup and the US failed to qualify for their own region. It’s kind of necessary as otherwise every team in the World Cup would be either from Europe or South America if you just started looking at the rankings.

Bruce Arenas. We keep firing him and he keeps coming back.

They lost to Trinidad & Tobago

Alternately, you could just fuck off and not read the site. Y’know. Your call.