She was humiliated on global scale and will be treated like a punchline for the rest of her life. He had to wait a few extra weeks to be confirmed to the Supreme Court.

Tristan Thompson, Apparently Forgetting Everything That Happened This Summer

Imagine being so insecure that a fake woman holding a position of authority in a videogame made you uncomfortable. I'm not at all surprised that their celebacy is involuntary.

*in an inexplicably continued rigor mortis, both thumbs are up*.

*48 hours later, a bloated corpse washes ashore, obvious signs of suicide. The man is only identifiable by his striped polo featured on an amateur chopped episode*

My boss at DQ asked if his 15-year-old girlfriend and her mother could move into my Ocenaside, CA apartment (already six in a 2-BR) because they got evicted. I said I had to use the bathroom, got my bike and rode home mid-shift.

They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…

“If Tom could, I think he would divorce him.”

I feel like being a tough guy in soccer is the least impressive of all tough guy acts. In Hockey or Football you’ll get your ass lit up. In baseball you’ll get beaned, or at least have to stare down a baseball man who can throw the ball hard enough to crack your skull. Even in Basketball there are hard fouls and…

That GIF! It’s a twelve yard completion for -5 yards. That’s incredible.

• Sam Bradford completed 17 passes for a grand total of 90 yards.

Let me guess: the fucking Patriots are going to get him for a song.

Adrian Peterson told reporters, “That was a new one for me. It was different.”

Zane, you didn’t let the city down. If anything, by missing those kicks, the people of Cleveland can continue to live normal lives. Who knows what may have happened to those people if their brains attempted to process the sheer joy of beating a team like the Saints. It’s kind of like when the allied forces started…

Nice of the team to let Homeless Conor McGregor answer some questions.

Watching stuff like this makes me feel like it’s time to let football wind down. I was a fairly serious fan for decades but it’s hard to enjoy hits now that we know the consequences. When a ton of these players’ lives are fucked just for the repetitive low-level hits, seeing a big injury hit is a sad reminder that…

They get one tie and think they’re too good for him now.

poor cap management in that photo too

Is the world so bereft of male talent that these few precious writers, comedians, directors, chefs, politicians, executives, judges, etc., etc., and of course etc. must be “rehabilitated” at all costs? Are their works so important, so poignant, so critical to our understanding of the human condition that to lose them…

“One of my female friends quips that I should get some kind of public recognition as a #MeToo pioneer. There are lots of guys more hated than me now. But I was the guy everyone hated first.”