over seas, any seas, in any direction.

I am so irate by all of this. “He’s staying in touch with his idiot base by being an even bigger idiot” is so mind boggling I just...

I’m not rooting for Boston. I want you to imagine what your average Celtics fan is going to be like if Brad Stevens grits his way past the Warriors. After Bill Simmons celebrates his 35th title since 2001. Think long and hard about the world you claim you want.

Wait, is Ennis being considered for a job at Dead spin?

Anyone notice how, despite her numerous embarrassments and fuck ups that often make the headlines, that Betsy DeVos has remained unscathed from Trump’s fury and there hasn’t been the slightest hint of her being fired?

Bring back 24, break Kiefer out, have him meet and romance Carrie Matheson from Homeland=> HAPPY ENDING FOR BOTH SHOWS. SCREW YOU, TERROSISTS.

Hopefully the Caps will win the next one so they can force a Game 7.

the ’Tics played smarter

I am a progressive fully in support of taxing the rich to fund a stronger social safety net. I’m also a Seattle native.

There were a lot of, “These Rockets are specifically designed to beat the Warriors” bits that I actually nodded along with. There’s still a lot of basketball to play, but I feel dumb for taking them very seriously.

The Rockets decided that they’d beat the Warriors by signing a guy who they’ve depantsed for five seasons. The funny part was that people bought in.

“....like dedicating a year of your life to perfecting the craft of flipping a light switch.”

These crimes were committed before Trump. Not sure he is to blame on this one. Sounds to me like this poor family hired a psychopath to care for their kids and she murdered them in cold blood.

An apologia for a child murderer.

And look at that.. you failed to show why either is an important story and also proved that, they aren’t newsworthy as a gen pub person like myself.. still has no reason to care. Instead of convincing me to become a fan of the sport you admire, you literally fed into why I do not like OW.

As someone that doesn’t watch the OWL or care about the game at all.. I clicked on this link to read about it based on the headline as it sounded interesting. I did find it interesting. However all the topics you just listed, “AimGod arrived in NA today, big deal. Fl0w3R turned 18 today, pretty big deal. OWL patch…

Yes.

I thought the whole point of the rookie wage scale was veterans being willing to screw over rookies because it meant that money would be paid to proven players. Now you’re telling me they screwed over rookies and thus incentivized teams to underpay new kids and depress the veteran market anyway?

Woah, a guy the Habs misused going on to success elsewhere? Never heard that before.

Hot take: If the residual heat is enough to melt your cheese, you aren’t using enough cheese.