jake47
CognizantJake
jake47

Yes, my first response to that last line was, “Gross.” Then I back peddled because I thought, “Wait, how old is Barron? Maybe Trump’s nepotism is going get him a job at the White House, too?!”

They can’t hear your offer over their purple camo Zubaz pants.

I heard a theory on sports talk this morning that the Ravens are putting up the trial balloon to get all the outrage from Dundalk and such out of the way and inoculate them should Flacco be hurt for more than a week and they actually need to, you know, go and sign him.

How about someone punch him in the dick?

I’d say it’s pretty patently false to present Brady’s regimen, not in an advertisement but in a supposedly objective piece of journalism, as some sort of magic formula that works wonders due to all the unusual methods and practices it contains, if the truth is that he’s just doing the same healthy stuff every

no you moron, he clearly said ‘quackery’ in the article. that means brady is now a fancy duck.

but...fancy dogs can’t get concussions, right? RIGHT???!!!

He’s gonna regret this one day as he’s sailing off into the horizon, where the earth ends.

The only thing left is that he just wants to be considered the best player on his team, which makes it odd when his short list of 4 contains one team with a player (Porzingis) that should be better than him shortly, one team with two players (Butler and KAT) who are widely considered better than him right now, and one

His destiny is to be the league’s leading scorer on a team that wins 30 games. It’s the future he was destined for before Lebron came home. I don’t think that’s actually his end-game, he likely thinks he’s good enough to be the alpha on a title contender, but that’s not going to work out well for him.

I know it’s an odd thing to crow about, but I feel like it’s worth highlighting how the Warriors have managed to keep all their Superstars happy (or at least kept a lid on any trade requests). I feel like any time two stars share the light it falls apart in a couple of years and the Warriors have had three of the NBAs

When does he fire Trump?

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

Right here in black-and-white, slick.

Tell your dad to fuck himself, Stephen.

If you believe Scaramucci—you shouldn’t—Trump has thrown a perfect spiral through a tire.

Dude, you used the phrase ‘social just warrior’ and started a sentence with “I’m not racist.”