The reason I know god doesn’t exist is because a sinkhole hasn’t opened up underneath the Baylor campus and swallowed everyone who willingly associates with that trash school.

New York City is also projecting that there will be 300,000 fewer tourists. Because people are hearing stories of CBP treating people like shit and deciding that it’s just not worth the risks. And the idea of forcing people to hand over passwords is terrifying for the business crowd, so business travel should be down…

With everyone losing their minds like that in a Brazilian soccer game, I hope the ref at least kept his head.

This. SO THIS. The media is utterly complicit in getting Drumph elected, and I hold them responsible - the only time I ever saw outrage and pushback was when Cheetolini claimed the reason that file footage of those 9/11 Muslim supporters that he personally saw rejoicing in Jersey didn’t exist because “the media”…

Omigod yes! That’s what blows my mind. The TSA was literally created to protect us from terrorists. How successful they are, debatable, but still, the entire point is the protect the US. The Coast Guard, same thing, they’re there to protect our coasts, to save people’s lives, etc. And these people want to gut…

“Hey John, have you won anything yet?”

right the TSA would work a hell of a lot better if it paid a living wage, had enough people to prevent backlogged slapdash security, and actually trained everyone

That’s what a shark gets for not unionizing.

Let me fix that for you.

...pleaded guilty to endangering the welfare of a child.

I suppose I should be surprised that this dude thinks biological isolationism is even possible in a nation with near 400million people. After all he’s part of the same group that thinks a wall across our southern border is a solid option for stopping people from coming in, in a world where we have planes and boats and…

...So Steve King’s vision of America is one where we all look like Steve King? Hard pass.

We need to dig up Edward R. Murrow, stat. Pull a Jurassic Park on ‘im, clone that sucker, and throw him back into the job.

Because ratings > integrity.

“nobody will be worse off financially”

Someone should leak the bracket and then someone else should provide the show with Trump’s taxes to fill their time.

Mark Halperin spent a year normalizing Donald Trump every damn day on their Bloomberg/MSNBC afternoon gabfest (since cancelled). Then once Trump was elected, he announces (on Colbert) “this is as bad as the Great Depression, WWII and 9/11 all in one.” Asshole.

Dan Snyder is the most classless owner in American sports.

“There once was a man from Nantucket ...