You could assemble a Voltron team of inexcusable blown leads from the past year. The Golden State Watlanta Falconsaint-Germain.

Do you know who these writers are? This is it. This is what they do all day on their own blogs. This is their best work.

The whole thing with Taylor was stupid to me. Yeah, ok, he’s no Tom Brady, but he’s not complete dogshit either. Like, who did they seriously beleive they were were going to get that was better? Like Romo is just gonna fall in their urine-soaked laps?

And yet, he wasn’t suspended for threatening a female student. What a great message for International Women’s Day. You officially have less worth than an unattended vehicle.

“Just as Bloomberg doesn’t cover Bloomberg, we don’t plan to cover Joe Ricketts and so we decided to take down our coverage of him. No one asked us to do it,” Gothamist co-founder Jake Dobkin told Jezebel. “It was a decision made solely by Jen [Chung] and me.”

If ever there was a family that deserves to be named for a disease...

This truly sounds like a nightmare. Like, I actually can’t imagine a way to make it worse without just straight up physically attacking patrons.

Not to mention, unless that netting is somehow hyper-sound-absorbent, those awful little shits are gonna be kicking up a huge ruckus in there, too. I can’t recall, the last time I was near a playground, thinking, “Yes. This is the noise I wish was going on inside a movie theater while I was trying to watch a movie.”

Let’s also not forget all the ordinary horrible sports dads. The ones terrorizing little league diamonds and middle school gymnasiums from coast to coast.

You spelled turd wrong.

Look, I only have enough schadenfreude to hate the public financing bill, or Bettman. You can’t provide us with an embarrassment of embarrassments like this. We need time to process.

I normally 10-2 refrain from making puns based on aggregate scores, but Bayern dropping a dime on Arsenal has simply forced my hand.

It’s hard for me to get worked up about sports after reading Giri’s article.

Just name the new ones “Drunk RedacTED Talks”

I demand to see GRRM’s tax returns and Trump’s pages.

“Attorney General Jeff Sessions, a Christmas elf banned from the North Pole for his virulent racism”

It boggles my mind that people think he is attractive. Looks like a deflated, constipated smurf.

Gold Star father Khizr Khan, a vocal Trump critic, was reportedly told that his traveling privileges are “under review.” [Politico]

Hmmm...alternative theory:

It’s fitting that rodeo enthusiasts can only last for 7 seconds.