I like to think of a deep cut that person has done because most likely they’ve never been complimented on it.

And do a dance the celebrity isn’t associated with. So far I’ve done The Macarena in front of three actors from The Big Bang Theory.

I went up to Adam Scott and said “Are we having fun yet?” and then he punched me in the back of the head.

If you ask me, Harvey Weinstein should pay for his Crimes and Misdemeanors.

That’s the plan, baby!

Bill Clinton admitted to infidelity inside the Oval Office, was impeached, and still walked away with a 60% approval rating at the end of his 2nd term.

It’s always Fake Jan, Fake Jan, Fake Jan!

“QT, how come you had all my characters saying the n-word so many times if you didn’t know I was black???” - SLJ

“Beetlejuice Jr.” starring Finn Wolfhard

It’s pre-9/11, since we’re living in a post-9/11 society.

For some reason my parents didn’t mind me and my little sister watching Beetlejuice all the time as children and I think it was the first time I heard the F word in a movie. I thought it was so bad ass that I would rewind and rewatch when he says “nice fucking model” because Keaton delivers it so good.

My friend is a high school teacher and he’s surprised how often he hears “These pretzels are making me thirsty” from students when he’s in the cafeteria monitoring a lunch period.

Mack’s tweet said the guy was mainsplaining

I wouldn’t be surprised if Twitter has been ecstatic over Trump using Twitter since each tweet gets news coverage and it probably brought in a significant amount of new users that makes up Trump’s base that normally wouldn’t adapt to such a technological platform.

I was originally thinking as Colonel Sanders, but specifically the Jim Gaffigan version.

I’m going as Janet Jackson’s wardrobe malfunction for the 13th year in a row as well.

I got kicked out of the AV Club because of my views on Vietnam. Well, that and I was stealing projectors.

For me, The Lonely Island was my gateway into hip-hop.

Whenever I make a comment from my tablet it always said “Pending Approval” and it never gets published. What’s up wit dat?

Oh man, just wait until she hears all the allegations against her husband.