Hasn’t a version of Death Wish been made a number of times? Death Sentence starring Kevin Bacon and that Jodi Foster one I can’t remember the title to.

“I refuse to see Dunkirk! Why is Hollywood trying to politicize everything?!?!?!”

Is this another episode of “Really? With Seth & Amy”?

So, “Smell ya later” will become the official goodbye phrase?

More like NintenDON’T!!!

Weird Al denied once again

Keep in mind this is the Woody Allen Cinematic Universe, where he played a 40-ish neurotic nerd dating a 17 year old Mariel Hemingway.

In 20 years we’ll all be nostalgic for the early 2000's... Flip phones! Playstation 2! The Iraq War! Ashton Kutcher! Friendster!

Starland Vocal Band? They suck!

I bet there’s going to be a musical number!

“Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!”

Spoiler alert: Ryan Gosling’s character is a replicant.

Doesn’t he know that’s not the preferred nomenclature? It’s Asian-American.

Correct, he should be billed as “Oscar ceremony attendee.”

I was a student at UConn when he gave that infamous speech (I wasn’t in attendance) but that sure got a lot of press. Somehow when I was there my college attracted the worst people to come and speak... Ultimate Warrior, Ann Coulter, Dane Cook.

Do people really get worked up over a specific font?

Do people really get worked up over a specific font?

I just saw it a month ago when it was re-released in theatres.

Chris Tucker will be cast as Hef’s wise-crackin’ magazine editor.

Wait, are we talking prison rules? Because Andrew Jackson likes to fight dirty.