Look at that fat oaf!

Check out that planet Earth... flat as a board, a carpenter’s dream!

Oh boy, I wonder what the cast and crew are up to nowadays?!

We’re all gonna get laid! Oh wait, wrong movie. Shakespeare for everyone!

One email subject line said, “How To Date Natalie Dormer”

The government shouldn’t be in charge of our healthcare! It should be celebrities!

You mean us nerds have to sit through a stupid football game?

He’s Prince William and Harry’s other brother Hugo, who they keep locked in the attic and feed him fish heads. They finally let him out that day because he loves Star Wars so much.

Is there some sort of known history of why he hates his first six kids so much?

Like my grandpa’s bowel movement!

or Aaron Sorkin’s Sports Night!

Oh boy, tough crowd.

NEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDDDSSSSSS!!!!!!!

And above average sized hands.

Al Franken has always been associated with bombs... just take a look at his movie Stuart Saves His Family.

I want to see when him and Chewie first meet and go out on a couple of dates but realize it’s not working out so they’ll just remain good friends.

Or the 2016 Electoral Map to Donald Trump

And the Oscar goes to “Brian Kilmeade Getting Hit By Baseball.”

I bet he doesn’t even wipe off his sweat.

The Republican Party of today would be unrecognizable to Lincoln. He fought a war to preserve federal authority over the states. That’s not exactly small government.