You already owe me a dollar when you never delivered on those hand-written TDAGARIM lyrics

That and Guernica when you learn it's about Jesse's grandfather on his deathbed and he starts questioning his own mortality

To quote Max Von Sydow's character in Hannah and Her Sisters… "The worst are the fundamentalist preachers. Third grade con men telling the poor suckers that watch them that they speak with Jesus, and to please send in money. Money, money, money! If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in his name, he'd never stop…

I thought that's what Dr. Robuttnik actually looked like. My whole life is a lie!!

Parents: "Oh, so how did you two meet?"
Me: "We both comment on a pop culture site and found love due to our tendency to always reference PWR BTTM."

"Why yes, I am Seth Rogan. Also, I like to stick pineapples up my butt! Tell your friends and family!"

No sleep til Napa!

Women flexing their calves is considered the money shot

“She's actually always been very voluptuous. She's tall, she's almost 6 feet tall and she's been, she's an amazing beauty.” - Trump on his daughter Ivanka

When it comes to sexual fetishes, I can respect most when it comes to consensual parties… the one thing I still can't comprehend is foot fetishes. Not trying to stigmatize, just not for me.

And she's all like, me so horny!

Holy shit… And You Thought Your Parents Were Weird was one of those kids films I vaguely remember from my youth. This will be especially poignant watching it again now that TV's Alan Thicke is dead.

The band didn't notice he was missing until they realized the gear wasn't being unloaded

Clay also thought you pronounce GIF with the soft 'g'.

Black Creepshow… you mean Tales From The Hood?

Hell Toupee

Really?

He was really patient in making a decision whether Obama was born in Hawaii or not

Do we feel this bad because internet/social media has thrusted everything that is going wrong all at once into our daily consumption?

Stuff sucks.