…. lol I remember POGs, and you tied it all into the Simpsons. Genuinely impressed. Well done.

As much as I like to pretend I'm the tiniest bit cool or hip, I have absolutely no idea what this means.

I guess I can separate Quentin Tarantino "the guy who talks a lot and sometimes makes me roll my eyes at the things he says" from Quentin Tarantino "the guy who has directed a few of the best films of the last thirty years, and a few other really good ones".

What he's not telling you is that he's going to stop directing movies so he can focus on his plan to direct a television series with more episodes than The Simpsons.

Ahhhh, Alf. The cat eating alien Muppet. Watched that one, too, but I looked forward to that Married With Children/Tracy Ullman Show hour all week. To be young again.

Yeah, I'm chill. Doesn't mean I can't express emotion with words that say otherwise. This guy is a clown, constantly talking out the side of his neck.

Congratulations, you've filled approximately 11% of your own personal hard drive space with The Simpsons. Job well done.

When I first saw the weirdly shaped, sketchily drawn cartoon short on the Tracy Ullman show I certainly didn't expect it to be a thing people would still be talking about thirty years later.

I hope everything associated with this blowhard fails miserably for the rest of his contrarian, hate-mongering existence.

Just Henry VI, though? Not any of the other masterpieces attributed to Shakespeare? Seems a little odd. I'm indifferent, to be honest. The plays were written hundreds of years ago and they're brilliant. I don't actually care who wrote them. I've just never understood the drive to attribute them to someone other than…

Right? I mean, geez, where's the Beastie Boys song already?

Less by percentage of income or net worth is not less money in total (regardless, I think you're wrong and would need to see some facts to back that up). And I don't judge other people's morality. I've got enough of my own problems to worry about. Judging other people's morality starts walking us into the realms of…

I'm going out on limb here and guess she already has. Although she probably got hers comped for the plug. … oh, haha, puns.

It wouldn't feel any different than an njoy or any other heavy (as in weight) metal dildo. It's the mental, fantasy aspect that would be exciting. The idea that you'd be using something made of gold that cost as much as an inexpensive car. But it wouldn't actually feel any different.

That's what I said down below a bit. It's really a good list, less the strange inclusion of an item most people can't afford and even fewer would actually buy.

I don't disagree with you on most of what you're saying. However, by your logic huge swaths of our global economy would cease to exist. Is that a good thing? Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. I'm not really sure either way. I guess I fall more on the side of personal choice, and more importantly, freedom of choice. I will…

I would find it hard to believe that anybody would find this reasonably priced. It's a luxury item, it's not supposed to be reasonably priced. However, I don't think I'm in any position to judge what anybody does with there money. First of all, it's their money, they earned it (or inherited it or stole or whatever,…

I can understand the appeal. I've definitely known women who would be interested in it. You can't really underestimate the desire some people have for, A) gold, and B) expensive "stuff". I can see it being a fantasy, and definitely a turn on.

Ohhhh! That one. Yeah, could be. Lets hope (assume) they used polished rather than cut stones.

aayyyyyy!