Ginger sounds right. Which is funny, because she's like, totally not a ginger. We know this because nudes.

Errr…. wha? You are aware that people who have "real thing" sex also use sex toys, right?

Wait… uhh.. why would any dildo be painful? I mean, obvious size reasons aside. Why would any smooth metal dildo of an appropriate size be painful?

The one who did a bunch of nudes and quit the band early, and Baby Spice.

I'm pretty sure she didn't name it.

Honestly, other than the $15k dildo (I can understand the appeal, but it's just silly), that's a pretty solid list.

I can only speak on what I've seen. I've seen glass toys taken directly from the freezer put to good use on multiple occasions. Metal, no idea, never seen that.

Njoy's products are some of the most well loved on the planet. Also extremely well made and long lasting. The weight of them has a lot to do with them being so enjoyable (I've, uhh, heard). They get warm pretty fast, but also, chilly is a thrill. People freeze glass toys all the time (I've, uhh, heard).

Would I like to be Gwyneth? No. Would I like to use a $15k gold dildo on her? Hell yes I would. Because why not?

Fair point. I still can't summon up any kind of displeasure for anything that helps bring more people to Shakespeare's work.

Agreed. Maybe a lot of this is subjective… maybe that's not even the right word. People process information and learn differently, we know this. All minds are not created equally. Or at the very least they don't all end up equal. As i just said someplace else in this comment section; anything that makes Shakespeare…

Any love for Ralph Fiennes 'Coriolanus' adaptation from a few years back? Not saying it's the best, but it's one of my favorites. Definitely up there on my list with all the other mentions here so far (including 10 Things I Hate About You). I'd also put in for the Taylor/Burton 'Taming of the Shrew', because it's fun…

I don't disagree with you at all. However, some of the metaphor and the meaning behind the words can be difficult for some people, particularly those that are in a historical context with no modern reference. Anything to better help people better understand and be inspired to read Shakespeare's work is fine by me.

…. he does! I'm going to notice it every time now… thanks.

Agreed, and he calls insects "animals" all the time, which I find infinitely entertaining.

I saw Zeffirelli's 'Romeo & Juliet' in my eighth grade lit class BEFORE reading the book. It worked wonders in regards to giving young me an idea how the words were supposed to sound when read (I realize, not exactly perfect, but they do a fine job in that movie all the same). In hindsight, I'm sure that's what my…

While recognizing that this is the A.V. Club, which means sarcasm and snark (snarcasm?) are the norm, I must point out that Sean Astin works a lot. Like, check out is IMDb page. Dude works constantly.

Albeit a very enjoyable and fairly entertaining deep-cable TV show.

Speaking of pegging…

Or the capes, because matador or vampire, the reasons to wear a cape these days are pretty limited.