I wonder if I can get that tiny Sue Sylvester costume for my cat.

@thinksmall: Ayn Rand has been a dealbreaker for me a couple of times too, second only to Tucker Max.

@loosesealbluth: You beat me to the Tyler Florence joke.

I know those shoes are trendy and I'm going to make fun of them and then end up buying them in 3 months, but...really?

I haven't read this particular collection, but he published a story in Esquire earlier this year and it was far from promising.

@jinxedluck: It's well done...a good adaptation of the Ishiguro novel. But goodness, it's bleak. And heavy.

@AllieCaulfield: Yeah...why isn't this on Nickelodeon yet?

@JPlum: I know I hate it when my low hemoglobin shows.

@coffeeandkombucha: Agreed. She is an full-grown lady version of an Oscar statuette always outfitted in awesome.

@esimene: Every time I see her I think Sarah Palin, even without the glasses.

@mannequin: My mother, who has extremely frizzy unruly hair, recently had this done and it has, without hyperbole, changed her life. She spends about 10 minutes in the morning fixing her hair when she used to spend an hour and a half, sometimes in tears.

@Natey: Surprisingly, most states' age of consent is 16 or 17 to have sex with a person over 21.

Pushing Daisies did an episode about frescorts. If I thought I could meet Olive Snook or Chuck, I'd sign up for this in a heartbeat.

Gawwd Blake Lively. Don't you know you can only play vibrant soccer players who don't wear big earrings?

The James Caan / Kathy Bates Misery scene? I will be recreating that tonight with my daughter's Barbies.

@littlekim: Yeah, I can't see anyone but Beth Ditto wearing most of this.

@mynamebackwards: Ahh! This stuff is great. How have I not heard of this before?

Gabby's facial expression in 19 sums up my feelings on the subject.

@SOD_OFF: Most Alaskans are pretty turned off by Palin at this point, and this was a primary election not a general, so its important to remember that only Republicans were voting on this issue. Murkowski (who I've always liked) does lean a little left, especially in the eyes of a state that's still pretty red. Also,…

I was hoping the Bedroom Burrito tip meant surprising her with a breakfast burrito in bed. Tapatio and eggs are a pretty surefire way to get my pants off.