I think petnames can be harmless if they're equal opportunity. A couple of the guys I work with call me "little buddy" but it doesn't bother me because they call other male coworkers and peers that as well.

The best side effect that my ex 45-year-old white lawyer boyfriend experienced after he "surprised" me with his Prince Albert (and a ridiculous soul patch) was the healing process that took penetrative sex off the table for a few weeks.

@poodlescoot: Look for amateur stuff (legitimate, one-camera-no-lighting amateur). The participants look more into it, their reactions aren't as forced, and it all feels much more real. Way hotter than hatefucking and fake screaming.

@edna electro: More horrible, nonsensical ramblings:

That font was never supposed to leave MySpace or my mother's scrapbooks.

The man's reaction to the whole situation is the best part. He spins, takes two steps, and gives up.

It's not healthy, but I spend more on it than liquor:

There's a restaurant in LA that serves red pepper sorbet (close enough to ice cream, right?) with mozzarella.

As a person who can barely operate her oven and frequently forgets lunches at home, I love you office feeders, no matter your intent (though plying coworkers with sweets strikes me as an incredibly laborious and ineffective method of sabotage).

@I-forget-what-8-was-for: Hahaha. I have been admonished for my work attire twice at this point. The first for "accentuating your curves...couldn't you wear something a little looser?" and then a couple of months later, "here's the number of my tailor...we need you looking a bit more crisp."

@no atlantis is too underwater or fictional: Hamm actually seems wonderfully and charmingly nerdy. You must listen to this podcast now...

The psych evaluations for these things are a joke. I was on a network reality show, and the only screening I underwent was a 100 question test (that asked tough stuff like, "Do you ever have violent fantasies about people close to you?"), and sat with a psychologist for five minutes while she asked me if I had a happy…

Hooray! And thank you!

Any child with access to a television, the internet, or even their parents' magazines is bombarded with sex. What they are not bombarded with are ways to safely handle sex, nor the opportunity to healthily discuss sex with an adult. Many children do not receive any kind of sexual education until middle school, and are…

@Carrie Griffin: Ha! See, it's a fool-proof strategy?

@sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell: Oh there's no "somewhat" about it. It is full blown, "The (Un)Talented Mr. Ripley"-grade creepy.

@katie.scarlett.o'hara: THANK YOU for this link. It just made my Friday all the more bearable.

@girly: Ha! Vin Diesel is only 60,000 fans behind Obama. Surely he gets to join the race as well.

@banditalamode: I thought the same thing. This seems to be more of a send up of conceptual art.

@bluebears: It's Terry Gross who does it for me, personally.