Instead of outright saying "I'm a lesbian," in the future I will just say "I'm more casual than ever." It's basically the same.

Here's a few more options for the press;

"The Daily Mail: Lower All of Your Expectations!" would be a great tagline.

Needs more country-club 50s moms keeping the lovers apart, plz revise

Here's the problem we're running into: there is one kid, my fiancee's goddaughter, who absolutely positively has to be at the wedding, and another two (a cousin from each of us) who we really want there. We can't really have them but tell other people no kids allowed, which is frustrating as hell.

I don't understand how a photograph of her in this shirt = repping the brand.

If someone actually has Celiac, they tell you they have Celiac, don't they? So can we all just agree that if someone declares themselves as "allergic to gluten," that they're just an asshole?

Pro Era? Chance the Rapper? Joey Bada$$?

This is unrelated but in Meryl Streep's blurb she says, "The movie that makes me cry is Anchorman. I have the biggest crush on Will Ferrell. I love him in every film he does. I mean, Ryan Gosling could be my child. I'm not going to have a crush on a child. Will Ferrell is a man."

Yep, it was a looooong time ago that this stuff came to light, and I'm still kind of amazed when people are shocked by it at this point.

Here's my question - why did nobody go back and edit this after the fact? They could have simply altered it to appear that Pullam was fired for leading the losing team - which happens a lot. Why leave this in now that its clear that Pullam might have had VERY good reasons for not calling Cosby?

If you are trying to pretend that you're still the young buck when you're my age, it just doesn't work.

She also looks like a villan that is sucking his soul away.

"I'm feeling my look, and your eyes are closed. CROPPED!"

SOMEONE (coughSNLcough) NEEDS TO MAKE A KANYE AS BATMAN SKIT IMMEDIATELY

Sure enough. Kinja turned up nothing, but putting "lifehacker, bogartcat, cleaning" found this.

I've done this before. I'm the weirdo at work who make sure the fridge is clean, or at least doesn't have the food rotting in it for weeks at a time. Sometimes people will leave really nice glass containers with the locking lids in the fridge for weeks I will wash the food out, and leave it sitting on the counter for…

This is how I acquire 95% of my Tupperware. Lazy assholes at my work leave their moldy shit in really nice Tupperware until it becomes a Dana/Zuul situation, so I, the "Tupperware Fairy", clean the fridge out, wash the nice 'ware and take it home as payment. It has been a year and no one has ever said anything.

I say, say something, one time. Borne of love. With words chosen carefully. Something like "I love you and want you to be happy, and if that's with douchebag mccontrol then I will respect that and wish you guys the best, but I have noticed him doing x specific thing and it really concerns me. And I just wanted to say…