Um, that was adorable. I really doubt anyone was coming here to say any of that. But, you might have some bitterness you should let go?

Oh Tommy. A very, very ancient Gawker Media law forbids commenters from asking questions like "who???" in comments because, as you so clearly know, if you're able to drop a comment into a post you are probably able to use this newfangled contraption known as Google. In the olden times, asking "WHO???" like a moron…

Mine is 94% real! Yes, America's Baby appeals to the REAL PEOPLE.

http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com/2014/12/instag…
Luvvie did and I was tickled.
Best comment I've seen re: Mase though: "Did Diddy take your Instagram followers too?!"

HaHA, I lost zero followers, because apparently 166 humans like pictures of my cats and face.

Trying to diet with previous partners (who were both guys that would lose a ton of weight just from cutting out soda from their diet) actually led to the decline of both of those relationships. Although they were pretty doomed to start with. But it definitely chipped away at my confidence and satisfaction. I…

Well, where am I supposed to wear my new dress now?

'"GIRL THESE HIGHLIGHTS, JUST NO."'

I am crying.

Netflix should text, "ARE YOU OK?" when we aren't watching Netflix. Because we probably aren't.

reblog if u crey every tym.

For all the pedants complaining about the spelling of everyone's favorite cold weather beverage, has it ever occurred to you that maybe "hot coco" is a reference to Ice-T's wife? She's a whole lotta woman and four mugs isn't nearly enough to contain her.

She likes tacky cups, he can't spell cocoa. HOW COULD THESE TWO KIDS NOT MAKE IT WORK.

You picked the wrong Muppet:

But then we would never hear the end of it. Think of all the horrible songs, the oversharing on twitter, the disappointing sex tape, the overthought thinkpieces...

I see what you did there...... It needs more Colonel Angus!

That Christopher Walken song is really terrific, but I'm thinking it needs more of something.

Not for the bride/groom dance, but for the father/daughter dance, my dad and I did a swing dance to this: