What the hell is this?!?!

When a young African-American friend of mine went to report that she was the victim of an armed robbery, in addition to taking her information, the cop ran her name, etc., to see if she had any warrants. She told me later, she expected that. (She had none).

You don’t know how shockingly easy it is to get a warrant, do you? A family member once told a local cop how astoundingly stupid one of the dozen or so harassing things he did was. The cop didn’t assault him or arrest him on some BS, presumably because there is enough of a community activist presence to cause him…

There’s people who themselves don’t know they have warrants. All you need is unpaid parking tickets, a move, and then miss some mail.

Chrisette had this dragging coming (but I actually didn’t think Strong Black Woman was bad, it was just weird coming from her after she took that Trump loot). The sista just doesn’t get it.

Cishet Michelle got bigger things to worry about. Like clocking in on time at the call center.

I read your Facebook posts, and I had no idea this was happening, but here’s to a new life and a new bae, sis! <3

There is sharing and then there is sharing. This was not the good kind of sharing. While we do all need to learn to share a bit more, and it is important to teach kids how to share, this didn’t seem like sharing to me. This sounds more like a gimme gimme gimme. One thing to remember is that when learning how to share,…

The child doesn’t seem to have any problem with sharing as he was primed to share his toys with the little girl they’d been planning to meet. It seems to me that the child had an issue with a bunch of strange people just rolling up on him and demanding that he share. In this instance, the child had every right to say…

I was perusing The Knot today and they recommended Danzig’s “Mother” as a great mother/son dance, as well as “Mother” by Pink Floyd. It’s as if they just typed the word mother into Spotify without actually listening to them.

Periods are a white thing. You don’t see any punctuation marks in hieroglyphics, do you?

Okay. If he used his own phone. But this idiot used his wife’s phone. Tha isn’t a glitch. That’s stupidity.

ngl i read though as thought. but you can also take ur tone away now byeeeeeeeeeeee

not logging out of an app is not a bug you complete brie covered buffoon 

The funny thing is, she wasn’t being rude or snarky at all. She was just politely and matter-of-factly informing us that our information, as far as she knew, was irrelevant to her.

Ok but back to the important part - how many abortions did you sell her?

“Thanks, but I don’t need any abortions.”

I used to volunteer a lot for Planned Parenthood in Los Angeles, and much of that was “community outreach” — going to communities that had a clinic and passing out information about the services it offered. The very first time I did one of those, I had what remains the most rewarding and simultaneously most…

What... was he doing with the coconut oil? Listing it right after tight pants is a bit leading.

Oh my god, the rest of the world has discovered otherkin.