Bless their hearts. They tried real hard. Instead they just looked like this:

I think Tommy is still doing good stuff.

I’ve done role playing exactly like you describe but it wasn’t swords we were stabbing each other with.

Please. Who here hasn’t terrorized someone with a sword while dressed as the Yellow Power Ranger?

Deceiving people on the internet is like my heroin. I love it.

I must also confess I’m actually just three ferrets and a Mr. Spell controlling a Kinja account.

OMG IF I GET ONE MORE OF THESE

technically...i’m a darkish brassy blonde. but compared to my plantinum-ness, yeah it’s a big (welcome) change! so shine! very health! much dark!

I am most interested to see what happens if Rousey does lose. I wonder if the media will still dedicate as much air time to women’s UFC if its “face’s” record were tarnished. Would they still be there, or would they turn their backs on her?

You know, not too long ago he seemed really personable, likeable, fun, sharp, and generally like a pretty good guy. Was it an act? Is this an act? What even is reality, I’m disappointed in these developments.

Right? It could practically be the cover for the Robin Thicke Christmas album that nobody wants.

But baby it’s less rapey outside.

My mother agreed to let me have all the girls from my class to come to our house for the night. I think I was 10 or 11. That were about ten girls and only one adult. I was showing the girls who just arrived the basement when dryer girl was dared to go in to see if she would fit. She got in and closed the door. One…

Thank you, this is very helpful. I accidentally left off the Iron Giant, but I think we can all agree that goes at the top.

I’m so glad, for so many reasons, that social media was in like MySpace infancy when I was in high school.

I love this SNL sketch. It's a game show where contestants have to tell the difference between Dylan McDermott and Dermot Mulroney.

I hereby propose we call all of them “Dermot McDermott.”

dean mcDermott, dermot mulroney, and dylan mcDermott all need to change their fucking names so america stops being scared and confused

Whether I agree with her opinions or not, I think asking older women—especially one of Greer’s background— to sit down and let the young’uns take over is a bit much, too.
Let her talk and defend her views, or let her talk and change her views. If we just tell her to sit down and shut up, old lady with outdated views,…

Because Madonna couldn’t afford the proper medical care/plastic surgery to make these scars minimal/gone........ok.......

You missed the point.