ugh i get super mad when my mom doesn't know something i need to know LIKE WHAT IS THE POINT OF YOU (which i will say to her)

i met her once at the airport. i worked there and she bought a magazine or water or something. she dropped her change when i handed it to her. it was all cute.

Wow, I totally misread that as "minister". Woulda made for a slightly more dramatic story.

I think the "*" means it goes up your butthole.

I don't disagree with her message about male nipples vs female ones, but coming from her it just seems like

Emma Watson, check, Cumberbunny, check...I can only assume the only reason why this image wasn't mentioned is because it's getting its own post?

Love.

"You taught us that as we go to school one should be a lady in face of the quarrels and complaints. Do you remember how much you underlined the way we behave? Your experience was incorrect. When this incident happened, my teachings did not help me. Being presented in court made me appear as a cold-blooded murderer and…

The TL;DR of every Drake song:

She seems sober - some may argue that she seems a little speedy but I think she's just tightly wound. From what I've seen of her she is a handful, but then she opened up about her past and I just want to hug her. She hasn't had an easy go of it. I find myself feeling a lot of empathy for her.

I think that was originally a CBS movie. The major networks used to have the TV movies every Sunday before lifetime.

Those were the days! My first Lifetime movie was with MBB as an angry ex-wife who kills her ex-husband and his new wife. Oh and my second one was with Nancy McKenon as the wife of an abusive cop. Don't remember the titles(will google later), but damn if they weren't good.

I watched a couple episodes of the show. I'm not sure who the guy is, but she definitely seems not-sober to me. Or maybe she's newly sober and still adjusting? But in the scene where she was talking about Juan Pablo and Nikki she seemed super angry about something that didn't even involve her. Then she had a huge…

SHE DID. It was a wonderful moment in the confessional (I wished she had said it to Nikki's face)

he was not the juan for her. IT'S OKAY.

I think Jenna Jameson put it best when she said, "What he's trying to convey to you, you dense fuck, is that he doesn't love you."

FINALLY

At least now he doesn't have to wrestle with that whole te amo/I love you business he seemed so passionate about (God I love Couples Therapy)