I was legit CACKLING when she couldn't find him hiding in the store in the beginning. And then when she gets jumped by security when the alarms go off.

I've been kind of waffling with this show—it has good moments, and it's been steadily improving since the pilot (did anybody think the first two thirds of the plot was basically the digested version of the first two-thirds of Bamboozled?)—but I thought this episode shows that it hit its stride. It's always going to…

Tina does look spectacular. That is a great dress and her hair and makeup game is on point.

1. I love that Jamie keeps a respectful two-step distance.

Well, I never really had instruction, so that is quite possible. But then again my wording was more about parallelism and humor than accurately recreating my experience.

who on staff will be brave enough to wear this for a week like kate's sweatpants

A great song, always. And "Unfoolish"

A real missed opportunity for a "Drunk in Louvre" headline.

My ovaries!

Do any of us, really?

I would .put it on my abs and thighs. But not my healthy butt, because Sir Mixalot.

I idolized Claudia. She was clearly the best with her "almond shaped eyes and jet black hair".

I called in sick once for a mental health day (I was in grad school at the same time) and I didn't leave the house all day for fear I might run into someone from work off from lunch or going to/from work (I lived and worked downtown).

HA. Also... I'm sorry, but he does kinda look like he's 22 going on about 40.

Throwback Joe Biden approves.

His farts sound like a rip off of Bono.

HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NO.

That's definitely what it is. A local station out here changed formatting a few months ago, and they played "Hot in Herre" by Nelly for three straight days.

I need my angry eyes.

WOW, That got real, real fast. I think I'll stick to my go to Tinder pick up line;