70 character limit on headlines, bro.

WE DO NOT JUDGE FOR LOVING XXX. I seriously obsessed over that movie for a good year or so. Ahhh, to be 14 and awkwardly obsessed with a terrible movie because of a hottie.

I imagine him whispering "swaggy" as he signed the lease.

Nah, Ariana has a dope PR team. Possibly the same people that have Selena Gomez hanging out with Cara Eyebrows.

She'd prolly get arrested if she left them at the table.

Or perhaps cross stitched on a decorative pillow.

I don't. I find most brides to be quite reasonable. Brides actually get unfairly dumped on a lot in the wedding planning process. The bride in this article, however, sounds like a peach.

6. If your [sic] only going to show up for food and alcohol and really have no interest other than that

14 minutes and 38 seconds of indecision over which of the hundreds of millions of links to click first.

mini soul patch?

I love tiny old people. He's like a 70 year old man in a six year old's body.

And that counts as "giant"? Pffft. Get back to me after you've lived in New Orleans for a while.

Do their beards get all tangled up?

I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking this. Like are sheckles... or mallards... or swans... or whatever Canadian currency is really worth that much?

While he certainly ends up looking better than Bieber, I'd agree this isn't a great outcome for him, either. For starters, if he's at the same places as Justin Bieber, he might want to reevaluate where he's hanging out.

This is a pretty big "personal" size:

But NO music video will ever be as fantastically referential as Beautiful Soul by Jesse McCartney.

When Daisy Buchanan said that "the best thing a girl can be in this world is a beautiful little fool", I don't think she meant it literally.