I love Melissa so much and hate Jenny so much I have a hard time reconciling in my brain they are related. I would be a much better cousin to Melissa than Jenny. Why not me?

i still don't understand what an ed sheeran is

It's pretty weird to call out Khloe for being disrespectful to Native American culture and call them "hairy gypsies" in the same sentence.

Media stereotypes everyone but this movie is specifically about what Black people deal with, it's about Black people. Maybe I'm misunderstanding your comment? Hearing, "This movie is about Black people" and responding with "Why isn't it about other people?" seems like a non sequitur to me.

I liked this movie better when it was called Hollywood Shuffle. That movie is still holds up today. It's funny and endearing and has none of the hostility and divisiveness that I expect to be in Dear White People.

I'm sure she'll meet everyone at the wedding. She could have been involved in a case and couldn't get away. It's not like you can tell the judge, "Hey I'm marrying Clooney, and I have to fly to Kentucky and meet his Aunt Shirley."

Back in the 1990's, for about 1 week I spent about 6 months in northern Kentucky for work. Relatively speaking, Cincinnati was Venice.

I thought big bushy eyebrows were back. Tell me they are! I would say there is no way that a no eyebrow trend could take off, but I've learned never say never. I'm just gonna keep doing what I'm doing and hope that no makeup and slight unibrow is on trend someday.

George Clooney was at your family reunion, Kentucky cousin. Stop complaining and start angling for that Lake Cuomo house-sitting job.

I love Broad City. It's what "Girls" could have been if Lena wasn't so lame.

"He explained that she's a lawyer and apparently she's across the sea somewhere working on a case, off saving the world. It was a shame because I would have liked to have met her."

I have not read 50 Shades, so I was not aware of a "tampon scene."

I have a very visceral reaction to the idea that someone actually named their band "Lady Antebellum,"

There are so many gems in the Clooney reunion piece. This one from his aunt is really cute:

Two decades ago, kids could sit in the front seat because there were no airbags. Now, kids sit in the rear where they can't be seen. Here's my young lady rant: quit the knee-jerk reaction you have to blame my generation for a problems yours would have had too. And quit taking a chunk of my paycheck, while you're at…

Yeah, it wasn't a great joke.

"fuck it they're real"

Regarding Ms. Dazeem's "dress":

Is that Beyoncé's face? o.O (the last link)

All that comes to mind.