Jesus dies when he was 33. Hence, "Jesus year"

I just thought that it was a testament to how prolific and varied a career he had - that you could connect anyone to him. I don't see the insult either.

What? Yes! A (very shortened) list of things my husband is not "allowed" to do:

Yes, that was fully intentional.

What's the man version of feminism?

Tiffany Pollard (aka New York) is the best thing to come out of Flavor of Love. At least once a day, I think something New York said and hear it in my mind IN HER VOICE. She is hilarious and a star and I wish she were in more things.

Haven't seen Colonel Angus around these parts for years!

Yes. Just as every other parent does too. Get over yourself.

I just tell my kids their eyes turn red when they lie. Works every time.

I think I've seen this movie:

Which is all well and good, but speaking as a former child, I think I need to be protected from self-incrimination. Where's the Miranda warning when you really need it?

I think the problem with Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan is that Carol Burnett was IT. She was fucking amazing in that role and I have a really hard time picturing anyone else playing it.

I was pretty "Meh..." about this chocolate covered Annie remake, but I have to admit that it looks like something I would want to watch!!!

Only fair since my interest in the show died years ago as well.

I'm going to claim that that was totally intentional and witty pun since her two nationalities are fighting over her.

She can hide out at my place until this all blows over.

This was not the ACA. Long before Obamacare, SF residents decided the working poor having zero healthcare was a bad idea and came up with 'Healthy San Francisco' Healthy San Francisco covered emergency care and prescriptions (that is pretty much it) — the idea is that it is subsidized by a combination of city funds…

Also, the commercials for his new FX show look damn horrible, like it's just an FX reboot of his earlier sitcom (Saint George? The Lopez Family? George Tells Crummy Jokes?)