I need this ring! He has great looking hands too!

"Now that I got me some juice and gin, they might get a little scuffed but they ain't chipping."

That's a lie. You can TOTALLY spay dogs before the first heat, and many vets say you SHOULD. You can't do it too early but by 5-6 months of age, it's time.

Aw, mine was Delevinguez but it does lack a certain drunken carousing. Carachelle it is.

My couple name for Cara and Michelle is CARACHELLE which sounds like carousel, but drunk. Love you guys.

"Ricky van Veen" sounds like a fake name either Fletch or Roger the Alien would use.

Are we all ignoring the fact that they look like siblings? They practically have the same face.

I don't know what makes her more naive, that she didn't suspect him of cheating or that she actually expects him to read that entire letter.

No.

That's the best endorsement for New Orleans I've ever heard. They should put it on bumper stickers.

So glad once again that I moved from NYC to New Orleans. Life is essentially a bottomless brunch here.

Ahhhh my mother had the same casserole dish as in that pic of the hungry boys thing! PROUSTIAN FLASHBACK!

I think what he's trying to say is right-on. But what he's trying to say is about body diversity, not about trans models. Trans models aren't a problem. The problem is that the fashion industry excludes models that have body shapes that look like the kind of bodies that a lot of women have. He's right to be concerned…

You know, I don't have a huge problem with an adult admitting that an issue is complicated and trying to think it out. Transgender issues and rights are relatively recent discussion points, so I don't fault people in not immediately jumping to the "correct" conclusion and worldview. I'm not saying we should give…

Yeah, but we all kind of sound like a pain in the ass if you think about it.

Oh the "haunted tablecloth" gave me the lulz.

"I'm a simple man. 'Buy super cute running shorts for a dollar; sell for two,' that's my motto. It don't need to be more complicated than that."

We don't even get two paragraphs about him at my high school. Its a lot easier to teach white kids about a pacifist like MLK who said love everyone versus the radical Muslim who once said white people are the devil.

This makes me inexplicably sad for him. How bizarre your life must be to dejectedly place part of your body out for random humans to touch while acknowledging how odd it is.*

He gave some interview where he mentioned that he got McDonalds, but he couldn't go inside to eat it, so he drove into an alley to eat it in his car. In the car next to him was a guy getting a blowjob from a hooker.