I feel like this is PROOF that the tweezer people need to invent better tweezers. I have something in my chin right now that cannot be grasped. Worst.

I wish there was an Ira Glass voice option for Siri.

He shall be The Stallion Who Mounts the World!

These two are the most Russian Russians to ever Russia. I love them. #neverchange

Speaking of mixtape Nikki coming back, this is a fav of her new stuff:

"Holding things hostage" implies that the kids have a right to screen-time/WiFi access. Part of being a parent is knowing the difference between rights and privileges. Using WiFi for things that are not homework is not a right; using the computer to do homework IS a right; watching cartoons (that I don't like) all day…

"I didn't do it to get fit. I did it to get 2-Fitty"
Rachel Fredrickson

Janice is so underrated. She's the cool hippie chick who just chills and plays her tunes.

Mazel Tov!

I hope the First Lady's awesomeness is so well-established that she's all like:

Rihanna and Drake are a couple I would actually root for. And this is coming from a very bitter lady.

I honestly think she is just a manipulating liar. Vivid has been around for many, many years and is a professional moneymaking outfit. I remember seeing a frontline documentary on the porn industry and they empathized just how corporate and businesslike these enterprises are. I guess my point is that these people know…

This whole thing just reeks of manipulation on her part. I don't think I have ever seen a more manipulative individual in my entire life.

I just can't with her. This is all getting impossible to follow and I can't help but feel like she has ulterior motives behind when she releases information, what she discloses, and how she frames what she cannot (or actually just will not) disclose. She needs real therapy and to check out of her current life to…

I think the grossest part of this is that it's probably an elaborate marketing ploy for the sequel that is structured around the understanding that more people will pay for a porn if they can at least suspect that the woman didn't want to be there/doesn't want it to be watched.

Ok, I don't know anything about this Lego movie because I'm a grown-ass person, but apparently Liam Neeson is in it and he plays an angry cop who is also a Lego.

It starred Faith from Buffy and ended with a gag reel/dance sequence to "Hey Mickey," I mean come on!

I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.