Can't believe you didn't find a way to blame the equipment. You'll never make it in F1.

Bonus points for the Girl Talk soundtrack.

There, there now, Travis. It'll be okay.

Dammit, Travis! This is why we can't have nice things.

A wise man once said "When you hear hoofbeats don't automatically conclude 'zebra'"

Exactly. Why would it simply run out of gas, when there are all these sensors and pumps that could go bad?

You Won't Believe The One Weird Trick This Journalist Used to Learn to Write Internet Headlines!

Randy Pobst rules. He is an amazingly fast driver and an awesome communicator as well, per his MotorTrend track testing input. I met him a few years ago at Mid Ohio and he's super nice, too.