God, it would suck to be a vampire who still couldn’t get laid.

Nope. There, settled.

If you watch the gif at the top of the story, it looks like a middle-aged white man is spawned into existence by their collision.

The Jazz are basically a more athletic version of the Pacers teams that clashed with the Big 3 Heat for three straight seasons. Zippier on offense too. They got a 2010 lottery pick at small forward, a rim protector whose name ends in -bert and they even have George Hill playing the 1. My guess is this goes down like…

Great now my screen is broken because I punched that gif in the face

So many hours (and years on my life span due to second hand smoke) lost due to playing diablo 2 in a PC cafe. Every season we would go in. One season I got my druids attack speed so fast that it would not register for other players, monsters would just drop dead.

I’m a Bulls fan. I’ll take Embiid (bad knee and all) and the 76ers draft picks over the entire Bulls roster in a heartbeat as well. Nothing is worse than being stuck in perpetual mediocrity, especially anchored to Rajon Rondo and Wade’s rotting corpses.

Damn, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Welcome to Washington sports. We ask that you please remove your hope and hang it in the coat closet to be seated.

For reasons I can’t articulate, part of me really wanted Desmond Howard to be running/chauffering the car service.

There are days I wish I was capable of caring about stuff that way. I mean, can you imagine? I think the entire NFL could fold and it would merit a shrug.

This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist German engineer who vapes organic decaffeinated compressed soy breast milk on the regular and a person who does Indian naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I’m also a male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian Apache helicopter dog who serves only to one master:…

I think it’s a matter of circumstances. I don’t want my team (Wizards) to trade for Melo because I don’t think it makes sense in terms of a team building strategy. Melo isn’t the guy who is going to help some team that’s below the rung of the Cavs/Warriors/Spurs true championship contenders vault to that level. And…

Rick barry was a lot more jacked than I expected

Am I the only one that thinks Kevin Love’s pass is far more impressive than Lebraawwwwwwn’s lucky shot? Two handed CHEST pass 85 feet dead ass on the money. And Lebron wants to trade Love for a guy who hasn’t made a pass in five years.