Honest question: would you rather have AD at 30% of your cap, or Zion on a rookie contract?

You the real bitch-ass motherfucker.

Also we can’t criticize Ainge for trading him and then pillory Grunfeld for Wall and all the other dumb GMs for all their horrrrrrible panic maxes.  See also the Pelicans waiting it out and oh, Ingram might have a serious health issue!  Sorry IT.  Them’s the breaks sometimes.

Bottom line is it’s better to have them than not have them and Ernies an idiot for trying to justify giving them to other teams so they will take your mistake contacts.

Exactly. Now there’s an incentive for him to fake an injury: Boston or his new team would offer less benefiting him because they’d be better. This is dumb. The Pels should be within their rights to hold him out. He doesn’t even want to play for them.

Otto Porter is worth a pile of trash—fair trade. At his salary anyway. At 50%, even 75%, he’s good, but at a max, take him Bulls. Zards just need to be smart with cap for a change and not sign 3 backup centers to 100mil in one offseason. Ernie should follow the Costanza reverse-instinct path.

It’s also very possible that Porzingis is a super risky investment. He’s 7'3" and gangly as hell and mostly shown only promise. He’s only played in 63% of his games due to injury. I think it’s fair to rate the trade well for both parties because for Dallas, they might get the unicorn Porzingis, and for NY, they get…

The Big Hurt, I mean the Big Hunk recommends penis pills too.

It ain’t a ligament or bone. Slap some Shaq-sponsored icy hot on that and get back out there. Brett Favre and Jerry Rice recommend copper bands too.

I’m not sure what his position is in the NBA—3/4, lets just say giant wing? Let’s just look at tonight’s games: John Collins, Jeff Green, Ariza, Thad Young, Indy Bogdanovich, (Sabonis off bench!), Nance Jr., Osman, Kuzma, LeBron, Hollis-Jefferson, Joe Harris, Barnes, Doncic, Plumlee, Hernangomez...

Just a reminder that Jarret Allen was picked with the Wizards’ #22 overall first round pick that they gave the Nets in order to salary dump Andrew Nicholson’s corpse and rent Bojan Bogdanovich for a few months in that season’s annual win-now Ernie Grunfeld move. Nicholson was lavished with money alongside Ian Mahinmi…

Wonderful. Thanks for link. There’s something in my eye. Excuse me.

Retrade Ariza to the Lakers where he and LeBron want him. Suns just didn’t want to be perceived as letting LeBron fleece them a second time after Chandler. (Or maybe they actually value mostly butt Oubre and totally butt Rivers in which case, Jesus.) Then trade Porter and Wall. That won’t happen though. The Wizards…

Oubre is only good 1 out of every 4 games. He’s butt and I wouldn’t pay his next contract. However, this is still a dumb trade because Ariza makes the Zards slightly better which gets them where exactly—owned in the first round? This is Ernie’s annual win-now move. The goal should be unloading Wall and Porter and…

DNP-Yips

How about a little more background on who the fuck this person is. Write his name in the post title and throughout like a reader is supposed to know. Something like Masin Elije, a 33 year old dog walker from Omaha... or whatever.

The only acceptable version of this is renting out the Helsinki pub tram for a private party. https://www.raflaamo.fi/en/helsinki/sparakoff

To anybody who has been a server, how much would you hate this guy if you waited on him?

That’s not what he did/does.

Sassy: Y’all are still getting it wrong. He doesn’t refuse to serve people. READ all the articles and COMPREHEND them. He just won’t make specific cakes. Hamwinky: injustice? Jesus, get a grip. Hick: pharmacists are different. That’s medicine and shouldn’t be denied and if I recall, that pharmacist was rightly fired.…