THIS is what my first radar detector looked like:

So far, thanks for asking talking hamburger!

Son? I’d wager I’m far older than you.

Too late!

I stopped and thought about why I had never used one then I realized that I always threw them away because they blocked the hole that the radar detector plugged into!

Noted and I will stay away from The Suburban. I have only been present once when a woman went into labor. It was terrifying, I left.

‘push in the cigarette lighter, wait the interminable molasses-glazed seconds until it popped out, glowing spiral ready to ignite your smoke’

Is there a cigar version of this?

I want all of the players to demand trades all of the time. It’s better than actual football!

‘Because you learn so much from sports’

‘including any environmental impacts as the retardant eventually breaks down and finds its way into groundwaters and waterways, or what effect it has on plant and animal life in the longterm.’

This reminds me, I think I may have an avocado in my refrigerator that is 3-4 weeks old. How long are avocados good for?

When I was test driving cars last year I test drove a Mercedes that had an alarm if you strayed out of your lane. This quickly became useless and irritating when I entered a construction zone on the way back to the dealership and the lane I was in was technically half in one lane and half in the other.

If the general public doesn’t realize or pay attention, then whom are you influencing?

I would just embrace Communism, comrade.

I’ve found that the Sambal hot sauces vary greatly by brand, ABC makes one in a bottle that is really hot but also has a very bright chili/sour vinegar flavor that comes through and is great for adding heat to red curries and seafood curries.

Why do these videos exist? Seriously.

I’m not expecting it but it wouldn’t at all surprise me.

I’m generally uncomfortable with the amount of info that is publicly available about players and their medical conditions so if he wants it private, I agree. It sucks that medical/psychological privacy is discarded so that gamblers can adjust point spreads and opposing coaches can game plan.

This isn’t really relevant to this article but as a former Washington fan it was cathartic yesterday to mark their emails as ‘spam’ since apparently their ‘unsubscribe’ link does nothing. I expected nothing less.