Steak sauce also works well. Or HP sauce. If you want to go more savoury than ketchup.

Why is Payton Manning there? I’m sure he feels as old as those other guys but he wasn’t there.

‘It was a post written in a moment of anger against the young Swedish activist’

I know every time I play tennis I get horrible diarrhea. Wait, no, that’s every time I eat at Chipotle.

I look at the world today and I think ‘If eating meat and other things that I like shorten my lifespan, that’s fine.’

Clean the interior of your car, it will last and look good. I say that having 1991 auto that has a beautiful interior.

The most confusing thing about Burfict is that he keeps getting signed with absolutely anemic career numbers. He’s not that good, why do teams keep paying him and taking chances with him?

As an old white man, I think things are plenty diverse.

It looks like the rocket from ‘Manhunt in Space’ All hands on Winky!

I’ve never en considered the blower when people mention Bentley, the 3 liter always jumps to mind first and foremost.

This article made me smile more than I thought it would.

White Castle.

How dare you slander the Devil.

Investigated by Inspector Barnaby.

Why did they paint the wooden ceiling beams those are probably gorgeous old hunks of wood!

Or a shank bone cooked so the juicy marrow is swelling out at the top.................

They need to sign Dwight Ho.................oh wait, we are already there. Where do you go after you’ve already resigned yourself to signing Dwight Howard? Where are they now if they were already at rock bottom?

I always choose the car. Better resale value.

‘Snitch Rapper’ a brand new niche.

I generally have more fun driving than I do fucking.