Very rarely does reading something turn my stomach. This did it.

What if I smoke a boudain and did this?

‘Here he is in an 18th century silk banyan whose pattern is honestly just very good:’

It is genuinely depressing how often this happens.

No thanks.

I get all choked up watching that gif.

I’ve noticed that guys that walk like that also don’t move to make room on sidewalks, in stores etc. and then when I invariably do bump them (I’ve got big bones, with some big meat wrapped around those bones and some provolone on the side) that they are usually not very solid, they are too busy posturing and have poor…

This weekend while I was smoking a pile of pork. I had a discussion with several of my friends and we concluded that we haven’t watched or talked about baseball in about 5 years and that we also could not think of anyone that we knew that talked about or watched baseball? The last game I went to was a White Sox game…

Just gouge the part into my head. 

Only TWO Excessive Force lawsuits? That IS officer of the year material, for Florida. The racism is a given.

You are a monster and your car is plotting to kill you.

Oh and I also bought ‘summer’ floor mats, so I have a pair that is okay to get all salty in the winter.

It has been raining so much this year I think I’ve washed my cars 800 times. Even when no rain is forecast as soon as I start waxing my cars it starts to rain. I’ve taken to putting the big cats back into the garage and waxing them in there.

Best news I’ve had all day.

Cops are cowards.

vive la terreur!

This was just over in Chicago? This seriously sounds more like Indianapolis bullshit. I say this as some one who is from and lives in Indiana...................

The Baluga skull looks derpy.

Man Skip Bayless needs to do the Dan Lebatard ‘Is this real? Or is the internet tricking me again?’ conversation before just buying in to twitter reports.

The cameras are designed to automatically turn off under racist circumstances.