I also like to add poblano chunks to mine.

This would be like me saying ‘I have no kids, therefore I should not pay any taxes that go towards schools, child welfare programs or anything that has to do with children.’ How did these words make it to Mitch McC’s turtle beak??

I’m not too drunk to fly YOU’RE too drunk to fly.....................watch this................

I have to see one of these in a running state. My mechanic currently has three of these at his shop (just one more than XJS’ although it will be 3 and 3 when he starts on the head gaskets for mine :D) and I said ‘Are those a lot of trouble?’ he sighed heavily in response.

You can still stomp on half a brake pedal.

Just when I was eating healthier and losing weight. Well played Popeyes, you bastards.

Whoopi’s take on this is exactly why nude pictures are shameful or ‘perverted’.

I bet he was still hard down on the brakes.

You’ve been nicely brainwashed by the Democrats and Republicans that you ONLY HAVE two choices. Vote your conscience not your party. Educate yourself and look outside of the two-ring circus.

“He never called me ‘boy,’ he always called me ‘son.’”

The vulva is pretty nifty.

Charlie Ebersol- “I’m going to fail JUST LIKE DADDY!’

It really makes you think about why Kawhi Leonard left the Spurs, what were the team doctors telling him?

Brad is a born again Christian. There are several in my family, they are just like him. Just be glad he never got comfortable enough to try and convert you.

Lol. They don’t care.

It’s like a cross-eyed cylon from the 1970's Battlestar Galactica.

Well, it may not be the best way, but it’s probably not the worst way.

I shit 12 times a day.

I miss Lennox Lewis.

I like Grapenuts, I have them probably twice a week.