I hate your vertical videos. I hope they die. Like, Horizontal videos are my life.

Wow. I never knew that Puff Daddy still lived at home for that long.

So wait: Sean's mom is Peter King?

big deal, i had sex with lisa ann twice this week and didn't have to pay for overpriced concessions.

Judging by the fact that you never see any that aren't modified, Imma go with Civic.

And you know what? It was. We made the ALCS for the first time since I was in elementary school. We lost a few close games. We didn't play to our full potential. The bounces didn't go our way. At all. The Royals pen shut us down. But I'm proud of our guys and what they were able to pull off this year, even with Manny…

Look, as someone from Boston with a ton of hockey friends, I can comfortably say that they're all racists.

1. The label copy tries to pass off the "bitch" factor as a dual reference to dogs and also some Hunter S. Thompson/Ralph Steadman thing. This means we're dealing with grown human makers of intoxicants and decisions who still haven't gotten over their Fear and Loathingphase. Ominous.

Speaking of racism... Indian? Fake Indian?
Can we expect other articles on Deadspin to refer to Negroes and Orientals?

Seems like a lot of work to just say "Dan Snyder and Co. are idiots."

The Ellison clan will blow through that fortune by the end of this century, almost all of it will be squandered on enormous catamarans.

Love that stuff, and could theoretically walk to that brewery it's so close.

Clancy was a part owner of the club, and died this year. They all have the patch.

Good job, Buck. High five!

I must admit, I'm not on the fence on this issue but I'm not exactly impassioned about it. The "Redskin" term itself I understand can sound offensive to people. But I have this sneaking suspicion that once Snyder is broken (on this issue I mean, one could argue that's already the case) and the name changes the…

That one guy defending the name should suit up as secondary help. He's really good a backpedaling.

Am I not a Native American? Was I not born in this country?

What's worse? The joke or the fact that I had to reread the headline to get it. I suck. +1 you magnificent bastard.

Strange, usually testing their piss is more accurate.

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