But seriously though... What the fuck happened to the A's?

Clean play. At the time of the hit, it was an INT. Foles is allowed to be blocked. He needs to keep his head up.

Lmao he was released!!! He didnt beg his way out. Real classy you idiots

Psalms 3:16 is where baseball's unwritten rules can be found.

Can't just be happy that a guy kept a dog from getting hurt?

"How good was the cousin?", asked FDR's buddy in the rom-com remake of Hyde Park on Hudson.

Mike Lupica calls them The Washington Washingtons...I adopted that.

Pies provided by Dangerously Delicious http://dangerouspiesbalt.com/ a Baltimore tradition (and Food Network standout).

Good for Jones, going against the grain. Creampies are the standard choice for berths.

Ripken did his lap in the middle of the 5th inning, when the game became official. Jones' stuff is all post-game, fans hanging out after the fact to celebrate, and I believe those pies and beer splashing are welcome, as compared to a punch.

(Unless it was a nice Hawaiian Punch.)

"beating the pussy up" is in fact a euphemism for engaging in really good sex.

Yeah, but Zlatan has scored a ridiculous amount of goals in Ligue 1 (generally thought to be a weaker league than Serie A, La Liga, and the EPL), so it stands to assume that someone of Falcao's supposed quality would also obliterate in Ligue 1, not score at the rate you would expect from say...Gervinho.

Not according to sane people.

I would spend money too and I never left the fold. I stayed an Os fan.

I don't hate myself for it.

Except Davis had permission to use adderall and his permission ran out and he never renewed it, thus we have this situation.

It's not like he's roided up, he took an ADHD medication he previously had permission to use and didn't get his permission resubscribed.

Cue the "see! Everybody is out to get Bawlmer 'cuz they don't like us!" chants from Ravens fans who also nominally support the Orioles.

To be fair, if anyone knows about players who did worse than Rice did, it's a Ravens fan.