Pablo never slides dirty.

Ah-ah-ah! wait for ze creme

What makes them "bros" ? The fact that they are friends? Their demographic information? The beer? All of the above? Genuinely curious.

The report portrays a man who shamed his players using details about their relationships, overshared about his own divorce, and one morning showed up ... intoxicated and with an assistant coach

I don't know the details of their financial situation, but you would be very surprised how fast medical expenses can drain your account. Even in the age of Obamacare...insurance companies do not really like to pay for even necessary stuff.

I hope Right Way Automotive gets a lot of business, good people deserve good things to happen to them.

"Stepping off a truck" is a euphemism for gay sex?

Pretty sure you can't get a BRZ with Eyesight either.

All it's missing is the giant 0 x 4 decal on the fender.

The orange is brighter and richer and matches the passion of our fans and city.

1.) Put A Sheet Over The Windshield

Whoa! Let's not jump to conclusions. Not all Ravens are wife beaters and murderers.

That really hit home.

salvage titled, no records, 348 ts with Eddie Van Halen residue on the interior for $60k minus two dollars?

As far as celebrity cars go, it's a notch above Jon/John Voight's LeBaron. But just barely.

Does it really matter if it's a butt or a belly? When it comes to RGIII, no one is really expecting accuracy.

Can you picture the field day Jezebel would have?

I would feel worse about this but it is just an Audi. At 100,000 miles this would happen on its own.

Bears know how to write now? We are in trouble.

That's in the Constitution somewhere. Or the Bible. Both, I think.