The Yankees, Brian Cashman, Michael Kay, Suzyn Waldman, Bud Selig and Roger Goodell all insist they have never ever seen these clips before today.

sending you a tasteful gif(t) basket for this.

2014 First Team All-Bro

Well, we now know the steroids didn't completely shred Brian Bosworth's testicles.

I stole it, but Lucked Her Right in the Percy is pretty excellent.

Cyclists not #1? Massive fail. Cyclists in big cities should be executed.

Aw, that's adorable.

Kind of odd of the Ravens to put up a statue of Ray Lewis burning the white suit he was wearing on January 31, 2000 after the murders of Jacinth Baker and Richard Lollar.

Redskins: John Keim, ESPN

Washington: John Keim, ESPN

Ray Rice.

It only took 1 Watt.

Maybe he deserves EXACTLY this.

As a baseball fan, I feel bad for Porter. Everyone knows it's really tough to produce a winning club without any stars.

his sources are usually Yahoo Sports, SI, or the AP

Why does this article exist? Who cares about third-rounder Ryan Mallett? Lots of guys get traded. Why are you trying to ram Mallet down our throats?

Too bad about the assholes in front, because the one in the back is actually pretty good.

I enjoy when a ball is hit to deep left center, between the foul poles, is called foul.

Why study Tropicana? Can't you just wait for it to land between the 30,000 empty seats and pick it up at your leisure?

All Redskins fans would welcome a new stadium. FEDEX is horrible.