(RFK is still there, if he really wants retro.)

Oh bummer, I thought that since the world cup was over, we wouldn't have any more "I hate soccer" comments.

so it should mean everything to Man U

Why Your Team Sucks: 2014 Manchester United

Is this one the man? I can't tell.

DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN MAKE $1000 WORKING FROM—

Great job, sir. God damn.

This kid's a real risk-taker, running between the mound and the plate like that. Just last week, at an Old Country Buffet on Long Island, she darted between Bartolo Colon and a pan of fresh mashed potatoes.

I sure hope this doesn't hurt the Red Sox' chance for the pennant this year

"ENHANCE"

Every time, even though I know what's coming, I still click on the link, giggling while waiting for the .gif to load, and then giggling harder upon seeing the bear diddle. God I love having the maturity of a seven year old.

Just how I like my recipes: no step-by-step instructions, written over the course of several paragraphs, and with no pictures whatsoever.

Look at you. Missing the point and all.

Typical Yinzer not being able to count

If I move back to Pittsburgh, I'm going to open a non-Steelers bar. I'll have the Steelers on my own small TV in the corner away from the action, but the clientele will be free to watch whichever football games they want that don't include the Steelers. More people have begun to move to Pittsburgh from elsewhere in…

Drew, you asshole.

Way to bury this one on Friday evening, guys.

He shoots? He scores??

This is what they get for using Loose Fit sod instead of Classic 501 sod.

What do these two conditions—schizophrenia and left-handedness—have in common?