What the fuck is this abortion of a comment system?

OSCAR WATCH 2014

Nope. Check Brazil's third:

Always love it when this happens. Pretty sure it happened last night with the Blues as well. I know that the Capitals have twice had to dress Brett Leonhardt (a member of their staff) as the backup goalie. If you're curious, here's an article about Leonhardt.

West Virginia is so fucking racist

So wait, is being ethered like being sonned, or not?

No it doesn't. While it might be tongue-in-cheek, there are people out there who actually think this. It's insulting to the people who actually suffered through slavery and it's lasting effects. When you compare hundreds of years of pain, murder, forced labor, degradation, etc to young guys quantifying their skills in…

It's always a winning move whenever I play Cards Players Against Humanity.

For a team called the Fly Emirates, their uniforms are pretty plain.

Can anyone make sense of the headline?

The compound of cigarette ash and butter is commercially available under the brand name Paula Deen's Personal Lubricant™.

All I can spell is BRONZE MEDAL

Figures Balfour would have a nice WHIP.

That's big enough to hold every Rays fan and probably another truck.

Ton of make up on, but damn, she's cute.

The difference is Finland took the best players available to them (while missing 3 NHL forwards...great NHL forwards due to injury). Russia did not. They wanted to make a stance not only to the hockey world but to their young junior talent as well.

Agreed. They had a lot of flashy fowards with great talent, but with the exception of Markov not one Russian defenseman could be considered an NHL All-Star. If you can't get out of your own zone, you're gonna have a hard time scoring goals.

Alex Trebek: "The question: What Julius and Ethel Rosenberg got."

The worst part? She didn't have any activities planned for that day and was clearly Stalin.

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