Dave Matthews is friggin hilarious.

Maybe Nawrocki is unfair in some of his conclusions, but Tom's insinuation that off the field issues should be ignored is ridiculous. Work ethic and receptibility to coaching are just as, if not more, important than anything measured at the combine.

*takes a drag*

This never would have happened in my day.

People who care about the TRUTH.

Looks like Angelos didn't want to pay for scouts this year

Even though he didn't win the money, the NCAA has stripped the Freshman of his amateur status, and he will be forced to spend the rest of his collegiate career year only having sex with prostitutes.

That's nothing. My kids' University is jobbing them out of $150,000.

It's already bad enough that he's getting jobbed out of $10,000 for a degree at "West Chester University."

And they say white rice is worse for your health.

He was released on his own recognizance due to the fact that he's no longer a threat to run.

I'm glad Tara was able to take advantage of the going out of business sale at the furniture upholsterer.

A picture of Dyer, and his living arrangements.

You ate your sandwich into the shape of a manatee.

Take some cheap-assed cheese, put it between two cheaap-assed slices of store-bought white bread. Do not use butter. Wrap this thing loosely in a paper towel and zap it in the microwave. You now have a melted-cheese on white bread sandwich and you can go to hell faster that way than any other I know of.

"Woo!!! We're number... umm..."

wtf am I supposed to be looking at

Wait, wait, wait. All this crap about how Sochi is a hell-hole, and you mean to tell me that it's really the land of puppies?