White people look the same.

Ugh, why is this getting so many recommendations?

Sorry to have burdened you with cool-looking sports content. Next time before grasping for content, I'll think to myself "what would a miserable piece of shit like ColaCan think of this? Would he deign to consume it? Or would he use part of his Saturday morning to comment on the pointlessness of the post itself,…

So I guess Joe Namath is trying his hand at ice hockey now.

Doubt the Canadian is dejected about the girl. Rather, he probably just finished a Canadian beer.

She must have been found being gay. Luckily, the jails in Sochi aren't done yet either.

Now these Olympics are officially ridiculous. There are black cross-country skiers?

Looks to me like he was chasing one of Sochi's waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're use to.

This is always a hazard when you walk around at everyone's fart level.

It's still a more functional Left Eye than Lisa Lopes.

Interesting. I wonder what basketball would look like in New York.

At least this pup has the spirit!

Michael Crabtree really needs to let this go. Hes a mediocre youtube poster, a mediocre conspiracy theorist and when you put a mediocre conspiracy theorist up against me THE BEST CONSPIRACY THEORIST IN THE LAND! there will be only one winner.

What a stupid post. None of those people are "the most hated men in Washington," and nothing at all is surprising about an NFL time hiring top marketing people when faced with any kind of "controversy," however legitimate. "The most offensive team name in professional sports." Here's an idea: Get over yourselves, and…

This Michal Neuvirth save on Gustav Nyquist last week was pretty spectacular as well. Playoff wet napkin Fleury's save definitely trumps though. Spectacular.

Good save, but this one from last week, was better:

Sorry, it is bullshit that the descendant of a slave owner has some special requirement for apologizing for slavery. It is double bullshit when that person is a celebrity. It's triple bullshit when you have living plutocrats actively oppressing living people, right fucking now.

For some reason Portland got it. Sorry, Scientologists, but there are limits to the stupid shit Portlanders will buy into. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a gluten-free muffin and some unfluoridated water to dig into.

Well-produced spot. It reminds me of those ads during college footbal games that make Clemson or Auburn or whoever look like places of incredible academic research.