NHL > NBA

"Who cares?! She's HOT!!!"

You sound like a Republican, no respect for SCIENCE.

Stuffing from inside the turkey is either a gummy nightmare or a salmonella-infested nightmare. There's no reason to cook it in the bird besides misplaced nostalgia and abject ignorance.

SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY ABOUT THE FUCKING REDSKINS

Use some of that casino money to buy the team and change the name yourself.

For the same reason that you peel your mashed potatoes for Thanksgiving, you don't add roasted garlic (or fucking parmesan cheese or some other Eye-talian foodstuff) to your Thanksgiving mashed potatoes. Because Thanksgiving is a traditional American meal, certain traditions must be respected and observed - e.g. serve…

And also they are an abomination. Thank you for not writing an article about mashed sweet potatoes.

I, for one, am absolutely fucking totally disgusted by the lack of pictures accompanying your recipe. How the fuck am I supposed to know what mashed potatoes look like? How the fuck am I supposed to know what brand of cookware you use so that I can feel appropriately jealous or superior? How the fuck am I supposed to…

Shameus Jameis.

Cool. Too bad this goal won't count since it's in an exhibition against North Dakota.

I'm just confused that people actually listen to this guy.

I've never had this brand of beer, but I bet it tastes like getting hit by a car.

These are Jaguars even Jeremy Clarkson can't stand.

You are the absolute worst person who has ever lived.

I'm with you all the way. My pitchforks are at the ready and I'm collecting torches as we speak. This so-called list is an injustice the likes of which this world has never seen! I say we run this Albert character out of town!!!

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It was only a matter of time before the Cards fans showed up.

Just disgusting. And with a baby in the house. This is precisely what the death penalty is for, please use it