I don't know much about sportfishing or the racial composition of its participants, but I doubt that the African American suspect acted alone. From my limited knowledge, those who hang out with black sea bass are more likely to be groupers.

"Whoa, that's a lot of gift baskets."

I mean, what else are you going to do with a million bucks?

Lenai is hooking now? She took that breakup pretty hard.

What did you get? You don't go to sonic for the burgers. You go for the cherry limeades and the tots

I like the one where he got Ryan Howard to believe the Phillies would really give him a $125 million contract. That shit was hilarious.

we weren't there just for the recruits, we were there for the family, too,

The "Bama degree: Worthless" sign is mighty bold coming from a Texas S&M student.

It kills me that Whitlock gets called to the carpet for this high-school slapfight yet ESPN has no problem promoting the hell out of First Take with a couple of Crank Yankers rejects in Stephen A. and Skip.

The center of ground beef needs to be cooked until you believe it's e-coli free whether or not the cheese is there, so I don't think this is a big concern.

Canned chopped garlic sits in a bath of either canola oil or low grade olive oil, with salt and or citric acid to keep it firm and prevent it from turning brown. The stuff that makes garlic "garlicy" is allicin (I know, this world, is killing, yooou!) starts to dissipate once its chopped.

If two players (or managers) want to fight in baseball, they should do it like hockey - take off your helmet and go.