Vaguely related: I wish this were real. Take that Trump, you rotten orange peel of a hypocritical president elect.

“I am the only one who knows who the finalists are”

Low hanging fruit:

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

you know what i will miss most about obama?

“OK people, step one is get that statue of Jay Z out of here. He said a lot of nasty things about me.”

Maybe he can spike a fish, but I bet he can’t tune a fish.

Between his military record and unqualified professional success Popovich is approximately infinite-times more qualified than trump to be President. His humanity is just a really fucking nice bonus.

This is why Trump won. We got tired of people like this calling us dumb so we decided to show them how dumb we really are.

nah

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

Bill Simmons was a flawed candidate.

Actually, I said that. Not Matt. And I don’t give two shits about marginalizing or disenfranchising the fucking idiots who voted for Trump. Fuck them straight to hell and fuck their bullshit concerns. They were duped by a hatemonger into thinking that a country with 4.9% unemployment — the envy of the Western world,…

“Orange is the new black”

It’s reassuring to see that we’ve voted in another man of color as president.

This: