"Unided? If only."

The best defense is a good offense on defense.

"Florida Man Scores Game-Winning Basket For Wrong Team"

It's odd to not mention the fact that Pardew had over 160 appearances as a player for Crystal Palace in the late 80's and early 90's. He's moving to a team where he'll have more control and start with at least some support from the fans - an asset he was sorely lacking at Newcastle.

despite their goofy position...

Unfortunately for the sake of progress, though, mentions of "Redskins" remained steady when comparing each seasons' playoffs.

The number of "Redskins" mentions (as well as other terms) would have been a lot higher had Christmas dinner with my grandmother constituted an NFL broadcast.

Well, it's too bad you were't flying the plane to show how a real pro would do it.

Which MLS team is this?

Suh would've been better off stepping on his wife.

Tough break for the Lions, losing Suh for the entirety of the playoffs.

Seriously. This is like when I went into my boss's office and demanded more responsibility and authority, and she asked me who I was.

If he's a fit anywhere, it's the Titans. They still need a QB, and if anywhere knows how to love Cousins, it's Tennessee.

2016 NFL Comeback player of the year: Chicago Bears QB Robert Griffin III #thebank

"If Dan Snyder is the owner, we want out."

"If Danny boy is still the owner of the dumpster fire, we want out."

Oh no, Kirk Cousins wants out!

Might be tough to do that. The 100M dash isn't usually run down a ski slope. Could be fun to watch though.