If the Redskins want more mentions, they should do something remotely worthy of a highlight other than sucking complete ass.
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The 38-yard reception on the fake punt would typically be enough to make Quigley the Jets' leading passer for the week.
This is superb. +1
As the owner of a team called "The Redskins", he doesn't seem to be the ideal poster child for diplomacy and a champion of multi-ethnic politics.
"If RGIII is the starter, we want out."
There is no better way to put this. He took his money and ran.
For comedic purposes, DC should be forced to use Dan Snyder as head of the executive bid committee.
<Michigan AD on phone call>
Michigan AD: "Yea, I'm married, does it matter? You'd do that for me? Really? I'd like that."
<Wife enters, agitated>
Wife: "Who are you talking to?"
Michigan AD: "It's Jim, from San Fran."
Wife: "Jim from San Fran at 3 in the morning <grabs phone>...who is this?"
Michigan AD: "It's Jim, from San…
If this is what we have to look forward to on Christmas Eve, we should just see if Draper's dad is willing to get drunk and write stream of consciousness.
V: Yeah but u shudve had sex with me after I was knocked out!
The Bears are clearly doing their best Brady Hoke impersonation. They even have the season record to prove it.
Grammar did not seem to be the major issue with your comment. The general fucking uselessness likely was, however.
I would definitely be angry if this were anyone but Jimmy Clausen.
I just did a Google search and learned that "taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl" is "Urban Dictionary" for "taking a shit", which I assume must be the usage for which people were searching.
Jesus and his DiScifres.
I haven't read it cover to cover, but I'm pretty sure this falls within Goodell's interpretation of the "Child Abuse" section of the NFL's new Personal Conduct Policy.
The neverending Cam Newton Superman jokes in the comments section are definitely going to get annoying on this one. Overusing such a layup of a joke is my own personal kryptonite.
God damn, how I love the Prairies.
Whelan has clearly been taking lessons at the Stephen A Smith School of Hole Digging.