you’re doing the work of the people, comrade. 

Thank you for doing the rolling tin boxes a service, Erin! I had a neighbor years ago that would seriously never wash his car (I lived in VA). It was a grey’ish red, and seriously by the end of winter it was WHITE. Never washed it, not even when the weather improved. His line referring to not washing it: “it’ll rain”

dude is a cuntrag, and so is his truck.

I would like to hang out with these guys...you know, with a translator.

GO TO THE WOODS! I want that RS2 Avant!

ho lee crap. no idea that existed.

i louuuurrrrrrrrve those wheels.

also...they basically put some shiny-plastic pieces, and carbon fiber on it...lowered it, and tuned the ECU...

There. Fixed it for you.

Correct response is FUCK remakes.

You mean a Jetta.

So, you can indeed, buy a UPS Truck. It’s just not in United Parcel Service livery.

Setting it on fire, and forgetting about the two least important letters “VW” would have been far easier. More beer involved too.

good one, friendo. real original.

Remember when grown ass men didn’t weep and whine about the things they didn’t like? Grow the F up, children.

Bingo.

I mean, I GUESS I could reach for the handle versus my usual flail my hand listlessly towards the upper-right portion of the driver door, and mash it willy-nilly until it falls via gravity behind the handle.

plus it’s partly a Mercedes e-class.

Dodge is an American brand. SORRY they chose to build their cars elsewhere when our economy was shit.

well, it won’t be a hole. it’ll be a correctional facility where he receives three free meals a day, protection from those (like you, apparently) that hate him, education (should he accept it), rehabilitation (psych treatment), and medical care.